He says, "We've locked the doors to the outside because your daughters said you have been know to try and escape before being examined." I smiled. He was very nice and actually listened until I finished giving him my respiratory history. He instructed his nurse to get me some samples. She came back with an armload of plastic bags filled with colorful boxes. He told me whatever I was doing seemed to be working so to keep it up. Then he gave me the dosing instructions for the several pills and sprays his nurse had brought. The pharma companies put five pills in a huge box so you'll think you are really getting more when spending your life savings on their product. It was cumbersome to carry it all back to the car. I was appreciative of the samples and the young doctor's bedside manner. Before I got out of the parking lot my daughters were calling to see if I actually went through with it. I am now scheduling my day around the dosing protocol of my new meds.
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