Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. - Laurence J. Peter
"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Remember, "Barking dogs never bite twice in the same place."