I am your loyal subject.
I am in lock step with all of your nebulous proposals.
I feel vindicated in all areas of social and political correctness.
I have accepted my role as a mindless Republicrat.
I will never listen to talk radio again.
I am destroying all of my guns and ammunition.
I will accept the New World Order.
The United Nations reign supreme.
I am changing all my light bulbs to the dangerous Chinese made "Green" lights.
I will enjoy giving all my paltry remaining retirement income to the heads of major corporations so their life styles can be maintained.
I will live with our dependence on foreign oil while knowing we have 50 times as much right here locked forever in Federally stolen land and prohibited off shore resources.
I will turn a blind eye to the precious little babies who will be killed so their mothers don't have to use birth control.
I will learn to enjoy the jungle dances of millionaire pro athletes and I will learn all the gang signs so I can communicate with those who can't read or write.
I will listen quietly to the voice of Hillary Clinton, our new Secretary of State.
I acknowledge all of your astute political appointees for their brilliance and obvious impeccable qualifications.
I don't care where you were born. I don't even know where Borg is.
I will learn to enjoy riding in a shoebox sized car with no amenities that will go 40 miles before a re-charge.
I will learn long distance swimming so I can travel once the oceans retake the land due to global warming.
