Thursday, June 25, 2009

Holy Greenbacks Batman!

Dear Dr. Obama,

I realize you have vast experience derived from your four years in politics and your taxpayer supported years in community organizing, but before you attempt to put all the private sector under your knowing umbrella, I have a few questions. Firstly; "Are you Constitutionally qualified to be President? Secondly; "What provision in the U. S. Constitution allows you to dabble in areas specifically reserved for the States?" Thirdly; "Where did you get your medical knowledge, and extensive knowledge of the Insurance Industry?" I presume it was learned in those early years in Kenya and Indonesia. Surely you were too busy earning your law degree and providing legal aid to communist radicals to have picked it up after that. I really haven't been too impressed with your solutions related to Banking and Automobile Manufacture. I have not seen one job created since your uncontrolled spending programs began after your inauguration. I have seen numerous family owned businesses fail and with them the jobs they provided. I understand you had an honorary PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper) in B.S. conferred by Notre Dame, so I guess you really are a doctor. We all know what B.S. is and I would have to agree you have mastered that.
One more question if you don't mind, "What government administered program has ever been a success?" I know that is a hard question, but maybe you could check with your knowledgeable friends at the "Huffington Post" blog. I know the answer. "Are you ready?" NONE. I bet you didn't ever have to pull out your pocket Wang to get that answer right did you? We all know what you are about. I have asked and received answers from Insurance specialists, and real medical doctors related to the cost of health care. All confirmed my suspicion that governmental interference and regulation in both fields have significantly increased the cost of doing business, and conversely the quality of the end product.
I do think this country needs an operation to get it back on track. We need an Obamaectomy. I think we're still in the early stages of infection and radical surgery could save us. However, we might have to go outside of Washington, D.C. to find surgeons with enough skill to complete the operation. While we are in there we could do a major lipo-suction on all the "Pork Fat" we find and install a lap band to keep it from coming back.

The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
Michael Fry and T. Lewis