Saturday, March 28, 2009

Har Har Saturday

The Dept of Defense briefed the president this morning; they told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

 To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.

 Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

 Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a Brazilian?”

 This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.


Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.